Asking a boy out

What you’re thinking before asking a boy out:

“I’m scared. What if he says no? What if he says yes? What will he tell his friends? Will he make fun of me? If he says no I’m going to have to hide in a cave for the rest of my life. I’m going to look like an idiot.”

What he’s thinking, before and after you ask him out:

“I wonder who the Bills are going to draft in the fifth round. I hope I got at least a ‘B’ on my physics test. I think I need to go to the ATM. That girl I just talked to seems nice.”

Just do it if you really want to, because nobody else cares about your made-up humiliation.

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